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Old 20th Feb 2018, 13:47
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Trials of the new snow-clearing equipment went well, and it was being issued RAF-wide ... starting with Akrotiri.
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Old 20th Feb 2018, 19:12
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Just off camera to the right was the winner, President Putin, bare chested wrestling a Russian Bear as a handicap
...or getting acquainted with the Colonel's wife, as we say.
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 11:54
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Oscar Pistorius - The Nasho Years.
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 12:58
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"Hey Bob, you forgot your sleigh!"
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 13:00
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"Black cap, yup..... Benny's, you can spot them anywhere"
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 13:52
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The instruction "get yer skates on" from his Sergeant highlighted Sergei's lack of familiarity with British idiom and Alpine sporting activities.
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 15:12
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Fed up with getting his wheels stuck in the tram rails Boris came up with another congestion busting solution to his bike hire plan
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 18:29
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Hope those drugs wear off before we reach the Sahara.
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 19:05
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Surprisingly, although Tarmac skiing was tough on skis, it quickly wore away ski poles to almost nothing.
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 20:07
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Had the Nazi's won WW11, Goose Stepping would have been a Winter Olympic Sport in 2018
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 22:43
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Excuses Sarge...? I don't need no stinking excuses...
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Old 21st Feb 2018, 23:32
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Boris soon realised that tiptoeing on skis was not an easy thing to do.
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Old 22nd Feb 2018, 04:10
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The incentive to go faster in the relay and pass the baton to your mate, was to use a stick of dynamite with a short fuse.
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Old 22nd Feb 2018, 09:08
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Their idea of an apres-ski party would be three rounds against two female Army boxers each.

Bring on the girls!

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Old 22nd Feb 2018, 10:21
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Looks like a Fish, moves like a Fish, steers like a Cow!
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Old 22nd Feb 2018, 10:34
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In an effort to make F1 more exciting, the inaugural Moscow Grand Prix reintroduced the Le Mans-style start - with a twist...
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Old 23rd Feb 2018, 17:37
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Judging time:

Second Place of a Diversity Awareness Course to Buster for "The boys were keen as Mustard whenever an opportunity to get up the slopes was on offer.."

But the CST winner is Nutloose for "Who would have thought it, liquid snow"

Over to you, Nutty!
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Old 23rd Feb 2018, 21:45
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Thank you, as I haven't got a picture until Monday, I am throwing it open to anyone that either has not won one before, or has won less than 4 times.... If by the end of tomorrow ( Saturday UK) we have no entry then it's open to the first poster.
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Old 24th Feb 2018, 06:59
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maybe this?


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Old 24th Feb 2018, 07:28
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WIWOL we used to practice formation landings on the highway
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