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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 20:42
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"OK, for next shot, put dark visor all the way down - you velly ugry!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 20:53
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James Bond smiled inwardly behind the roses as Q's latest backward firing Walther PPK camera was finally put to good use
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Old 22nd Jan 2018, 21:33
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Madam Pilot is thinking it is not only the Ladder that is too short.
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 08:36
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Umm...no Glorious Leader, that's not the Mig Alley you're thinking of...
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 09:24
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My camella is fitted with my new atomic flash. You watch what will happen to those flowers when I let one off!
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 09:38
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After the photo shoot she was deflowered by the Fat Yung Wun and he didn't use Photoshop.
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 10:13
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Back a bit....back...a little to the right...bit more...bit more...okay, start her up Lieutenant!
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 18:47
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Hurry up, I'm holding one in.
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 18:54
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...and this lens is so powerful that it will take a photograph of every city in the USA!
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 22:02
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Off camera were many who wished for the end of Fat Wun and every photo of him.
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Old 23rd Jan 2018, 22:38
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Finally the flowers held sway and LittleFatWun expired through asthma. Thank Christ for large mercies...
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 00:23
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"After you shoot me glorious leader, if you move round to your left I will shoot a few off myself."
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 00:25
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"I send Twump photo, show our gloorrius airfworce and state of the art equipment, make him worwied man, vewy worwied"
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 06:34
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After a 6 month deployment to no mans land, even that fat one looked good to Sun Yi!!!
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 10:06
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You Wonder Woman coz if I stand in front your plane it quickly become invisible.
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 10:21
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The NoKAF was so big and rich it could afford to build smaller aircraft for smaller pilots.
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 10:43
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Wow. They're already up to 15? I'll take 100!
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 10:43
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"Please, Gweat Leader, hully up - I've left my NAAFI dog pasty in hot tail pipe - and it's getting cold by now !"
 
Old 24th Jan 2018, 11:46
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so if you get this over the border to SupaSnapsski we get them processed in 24 hours?

Yes Glorious Leader and I promise to be straight back after
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 11:56
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Pilot

Whats the significance of the 80?

Great Leader

You are now wife number... smile
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