Caption competition

[ACW599]

"No probs, boss. I'll just need to lim a couple of odds and sods and sort out a quick OOPS, but she'll do a trip".

[airborne_artist]

So this is what they meant when they told me I'd be LEANed

[Compressorstall]

The team of suicide bombers couldn't help but feel that their embracing of the Diversity policy which meant they had to accept candidates regardless of age, disability and race had affected their success rate somewhat...
They were also wondering if they should delay the IOC date for their transition to JPA...

[PingDit]

Prunes held responsible for inadvertent power skid.......

[6Z3]

Ambulanceman: Congratulations Thelma, it's a girl.

[ShyTorque]

It was almost 6Z3 with:

Fallen Angel of the North Circular.
Tracy Emin's answer to the iconic Gateshead landmark

(which possibly wasn't very PC but clever, regarding the broken blue wings )

but in the end it had to be Magnersdrinker's:

Crimewatch failed to deliver the reconstruction of Princess Dianas last moments due to BBC funding cuts

Well done Magners, over to you!

[OzPax1]

About time for another caption competition...!


http://www.airliners.net/open.file?i...&TopOfYest=yes

[Green Flash]

Funding for the Swiss Navy's new carrier is drastically cut.

[Sentry Agitator]

oh ok then.

Switzerland beat Royal Navy in new Aircraft Carrier procurement exercise.

SA

[clicker]

"So tell me again, where did you park the Hornet?"

[brit bus driver]

Gordon Brown maintains that Defence funding has never been better....just look how the new carrier is coming along...

[ShyTorque]

http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthr...53632&page=239

[rab-k]

Swiss combined forces water skiing champion prepares to challenge world water skiing speed record, currently held by the USN.

[WannaBeBiggles]

Hans thought he was in for an easy win when he bet Christoph that his boat could beat anything that floats in a race at the pub last night.

[ragpacker]

Amazing what you get on a Swiss army knife these days!

[Chippie Chappie]

Swiss production team of "The Italian Job" re-make tell Brits what they can do with their Mini Coopers.

[wrecks controller]

"A sneak preview from next weeks Top Gear programme" quotes a BBC source.

[WelcomeAboard]

"Listen, I'm sure somewhere in the instructions it mentioned V-TOL, maybe p24"

[Brian Dixon]

The new TOW missile system did exactly what it said on the tin.

[6Z3]

Where did you get it from?
I nicked it.
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No, I mean the thread?
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Yer I know, I nicked it from A_A!