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Old 15th Nov 2007, 19:34
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"And how do you spell that, Mrs. Kneivel?"
 
Old 15th Nov 2007, 19:37
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Well, Ma'am it would seem there is not only a large gap in the road, there is also one between your ears!

Have a nice day!
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Old 15th Nov 2007, 19:39
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"Pimp my ride", you said. Well Doris, we warned you this would happen once you fitted that cheap Ebay electric turbo.
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Old 15th Nov 2007, 19:44
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The price of copper wire reached such a level yesterday on the stock market, ram raiders were reported on the high street!

The son of Ms Wheelspin told reporters at the scene, "I am just thankful that lead prices remained stable yesterday, as mother has to drive past the local petrol station to get to the high street!"
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Old 15th Nov 2007, 22:42
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"Bu&&er, there was a cycle lane here when I came into town this morning."

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The council's drop-kerb policy had got a bit enthusiastic.




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Old 16th Nov 2007, 08:30
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You appear to have a ladder in your tights madam.
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 10:38
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After reaching 88 mph, Mrs Miggin's time machine suddenly reappeared in the exact spot she left 30 years earlier.
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 12:01
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...and they still hadn't finished the Fng roadworks
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 12:11
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"do I look bovered???"
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 12:20
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Ambulance-person "Some speed, Mrs Miggins, some speed!"
Old Bat "I don't know about you, but I certainly have."
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 15:26
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"What can I say, the earth moved.."
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 16:02
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I knew I should have tried it without the holes in these big blue wings......
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 17:40
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No matter where, there's always just one of them working in the hole and one or two just watching . . .
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 20:18
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"Hello Mrs Miggins. I've come to do the heavy landing check".
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Old 16th Nov 2007, 20:50
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Panorama discovers that even transportation provided for Senior Officers is substandard.
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Why the hell don't you quit sniggering and get me the f**k out of here?... what's that ? You're waiting for the photographer?
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Gladys just wished the earth would open up and swallow her.
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Old 17th Nov 2007, 09:11
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"I told you not to try low-level PIs against supermarket trolleys. They're nasty b*ggers".

or:

"You know what they say -- a kill's a kill".

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Old 17th Nov 2007, 14:05
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Now McLaren had final proof that their cart had no Ferrari parts on it.
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Old 17th Nov 2007, 14:18
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