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Old 5th Dec 2017, 19:23
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The one on the left of picture looks distinctly 'under-armed'.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 19:30
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"Wils, are you sure this is such a good idea for my stag night? I mean the close protection officer is a bit of a giveaway."
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 19:33
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Hoskins, these are NOT "snow camo" suits!! Did you get them through Sex Toys R Us again??

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Old 5th Dec 2017, 19:35
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Guys, who took my papillon?
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 19:40
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SAS eases uniform requirements for women. Strangely enough, candidates dropped dramatically.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 20:54
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This is what you get for mixingmytoasties!
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 20:56
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Australia shows Trump how to build a wall by demonstrating the Rabbit Proof Fence.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 20:57
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Okay...so, when the traps open & the Greyhounds come out, let 'em have it boys!!!
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 22:00
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Hare we go again.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 22:21
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Its not the personnel mines we have to be worried about its all those snares they have laid out.
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 23:00
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Does Poop stick to my outfit.....why do you ask?
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 03:43
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Here we go then....


Hoskins, this is a serious operation. Just why the fcuk are you wearing a yellow bow tie?
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 03:44
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Right lads, I'm out of ideas. Anyone got a plan? I'm all ears
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 03:53
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OK now we are geared up for the snow field listening posts- they will never guess our mission if we dump the yellow bow tie and apron.
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 04:07
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What do you mean you have a bad feeling about this? What could possibly go wrong Hoskins? We each have two rabbits feet each!
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 08:18
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Chaps it seems there was a typo in the email, they actually wanted Warrant Officers.
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 09:03
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"Whaddaya mean, you don't know how to dig in?"

Or

"Whaddaya mean, it's all stick and no carrot?"
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 09:07
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I'm not sure this qualifies for the "Recruitment open to all races" definition.
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 09:09
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Old 6th Dec 2017, 09:29
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