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Old 14th Nov 2017, 10:23
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"Sorry, Gwen, I can't drink ... I'm driving."
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 11:34
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"Sometimes I wish I could kiss you and turn you back into a frog"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 11:36
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"He's off 'is trolley mum"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 11:41
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"It may well be a breaching tower, but that take two sides to participate and I am not "
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:07
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Lads....this is what happens when you trade in an old Wife for a new model....he got her and that house...we kept this one!
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:20
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"Excuse me, is this the Knight Bus to Dalston?"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 12:23
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She: "perhaps I should remind you that you only have a tiny part in all this"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 15:28
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"Dress sense? You're all over the place, you're wearing the blue and white checkered Cummerbund of 245 Sqn on a knight's uniform with a red cross of 14 Sqn, and don't get me started on those shoes"
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Old 14th Nov 2017, 21:24
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"Marry a Prince, mum said, live in a castle..."
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 05:25
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Shouldn't you be in White Satin?
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 06:57
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William and Kate make a last minute decision to visit the Glastonbury Festival.
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 09:05
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"What's your name again?"
"Sir William Pickford."
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 09:26
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"You must be out of your mind to think I'd be the chatelaine of that place !"
 
Old 15th Nov 2017, 13:07
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That's all you ever do...wine, wine..
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 14:11
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Arrow

If you drank less, I wouldn't have to drag this camouflaged Portaloo around behind you
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 14:37
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"Auction's the best way", you said, "you can only be one bid worse than some other mug" .... "How True !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 15th Nov 2017 at 14:41. Reason: Amended.
 
Old 15th Nov 2017, 14:50
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"Darling, I know it's a Military coup, but how long is it going to take us to get to Zimbabwe?"
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Look, children! Sergeant Knights, clearly. Not Officer class.
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It has gone quiet now.

Judging tomorrow (Friday) in time for the weekend.

I'll start brushing up on The Latin.
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