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Old 4th Nov 2007, 09:27
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"This sucks."
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Old 4th Nov 2007, 20:05
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Has the baby soiled the nappy or did you let off one?
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Old 6th Nov 2007, 08:18
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The newly appointed 1SL was determined to restore morale to the Fleet; her first initiative was to bring back the tot.
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Old 6th Nov 2007, 18:44
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Mattel's Cabbage Patch Lieutenant range is pipped to be the number one Christmas toy this year.
And Mattel's Cabbage Patch Lieutenant range was recalled earlier today after fears of choking on small parts.....

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Old 8th Nov 2007, 13:10
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The forced grins couldn't conceal the fact that as fast as they poured the milk in one end, so it gushed out of the other.
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Old 8th Nov 2007, 13:13
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After Drayson's sharp exit, RN personnel on the ground were left holding the baby.
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Old 8th Nov 2007, 13:19
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"You see Sailor, serving your country in the UK these days is a lot like bringing up a baby: give it your undivided attention and unfaltering commitment, but rest assured, one day it'll just **** all over you."
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 15:18
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It's all gone quiet so here is the winner - ZH875
The Royal Navy and Royal Marines proudly show off their latest 'Cry-Babies' before putting them aboard HMS Ark Royal for the trip to just outside Iranian waters.
Highly commended also to Harrogate's late 2 entries, both spot on but not quite enough!

Over to ZH875

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Old 9th Nov 2007, 15:54
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Oops, nice to win again, but this time I am bereft of a decent item , so, as I was also highly amused by harrogate's last entry, I shall defer to harrogate.


harrogate - You have the helm.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 15:57
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I'm touched.

Give me a few minutes to dig summat out...
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 16:03
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Stand Easy

Attendees emabark on informal conversation during a 'Stand Easy' at London's LGBT Awareness Weekend.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 16:14
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"The consequences of looking at the golden rivet in today's Navy"


Edit: Oops always late.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 16:23
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 16:35
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After the XO dropped the only leave pass overboard, the sailors were eager to take a dip.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 17:40
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 18:04
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Over the Flight Deck Broadcast:
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FDO! HAVE YOU FARTED AGAIN JOE?
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D'yer hear there. In the absence of the chogee tailor, anyone needing a new suit, there's an Iranian gemini off the port side.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 18:32
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The Whitehouse announced Dubya was to visit an aircraft carrier..
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 18:36
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Interoperability with new Allies left something to be desired.

For example, here the Polish Navy's "man overboard" drill differed from what was expected..............
 
Old 9th Nov 2007, 18:51
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'D'ye hear there, First Lt speaking. Would all WAFUs please ensure this months mess bills are settled before 1800'.
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Old 9th Nov 2007, 20:07
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The US Navy's reaction upon finding out that their ship was next to have JPA installed....
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