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Old 19th Oct 2017, 15:41
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"Can you C me?"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 16:51
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"The XO said we'd go faster if we leant into the turn , sir?"
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 16:55
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***theme from Hawaii 5-0***
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 17:00
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Join the Navy they said....you'll use fancy, state-of-the-art equipment, they said....
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 18:54
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"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out. You put your right hand in and you shake it all about..."

USN Solo Hokey Pokey Champion shows he's got the right stuff...
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 19:44
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Anyone seen a basketball? I was shooting hoops until the damn ship rolled
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 20:22
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"OK, joke's over, Photoshop my broom back! "
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 23:39
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Cmdr Hiram J Linebacker III shows he's still "got it" by "hanging 10" off the bow of his carrier.
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Old 19th Oct 2017, 23:47
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RNZAF delivery of A4's en-route from Airfix factory. They will still have to paint and apply the decals themselves. In a gesture of goodwill, Airfix threw in a pre-finished pilot figure in "realistic mess bull-sh*tting" action pose.
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 06:11
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"When I raise my hand to the left, the ship lists left, and when I raise the right...."
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 08:58
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I know, but walking along a straight line was the old test for deciding if you were drunk
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 09:58
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Been drinking the ship's cocoa again....


"As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list - I've got a little list..."
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 11:24
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 11:29
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"Mad Jack" McSkipper always led from the front.
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 11:32
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning.

Put him in an A4 and... Way! Hey! up she rises,
Put him in an A4 and... Way! Hey! up she rises,
Put him in an A4 and... Way! Hey! up she rises,
Earl-eye in the morning.
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 11:34
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The real future aircraft carrier capability for the RN post budget cuts.........
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 13:54
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Lt Elmer W Humdinger II, Ship Sanitation Officer, indulges his private fantasy as Blue Angel Lead Solo.
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 14:45
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Typical, wait for hours and then three buses come along..
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 14:46
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"TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 20th Oct 2017, 14:48
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Dave just couldn't wait for someone to invent "Strictly Sailors Come Dancing"
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