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Old 5th Oct 2017, 15:51
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Ok, the Waaf block it is..


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Old 5th Oct 2017, 15:53
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 15:55
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 15:56
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 15:58
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:00
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"Extreme Snooker will never catch on you know"
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:03
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:06
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:08
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:09
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:11
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:12
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:17
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:24
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 16:28
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 17:44
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"Remember, the first one to see the enemy has to shout Bang or they don't get awarded the kill!"
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 21:05
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Old 5th Oct 2017, 21:08
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The NZ Army maintain the tradition of performing a Haka before engaging the enemy, no matter what the situation.
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