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Old 17th Jul 2017, 01:58
  #43621 (permalink)  
 
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"OK, I've written down some good puns to tell the Grorious Reader:
Tanks for that
They've got us over a barrel
We'd better make tracks...
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 04:15
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That is the very last time we give a tank to the RAF regiment !
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 07:54
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"We've had an inverter failure!"
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 10:27
  #43624 (permalink)  
 
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"Right Hoskins, take it apart again, and this time assemble it with the plans the right way up!"
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 12:05
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Like BEagle (#43593), I ain't got no picture nohow. What do I ( IT illiterate) do to join in the fun ? (I use Windows 7 Home Premium, Internet Explorer and Google Chrome).

Any hope for me ?
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 12:11
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Apparently one of you has to tickle its belly..........eenie, meenie, minie, mo......
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 12:33
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You were right, corporal, parking it like that does make using the belly hatch much easier.
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 12:41
  #43628 (permalink)  

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Ok. Next time we do a para drop, lets put the chute on the roof.
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 13:16
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
Like BEagle (#43593), I ain't got no picture nohow. What do I ( IT illiterate) do to join in the fun ? (I use Windows 7 Home Premium, Internet Explorer and Google Chrome).

Any hope for me ?
Danny, me too, then when I went back there was an icon. I clicked the icon and got to see the picture on the link, then it appeared here.

From the comments, see if you can post a caption and then if it comes up see where it gets you
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 13:18
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque View Post

OK, while the paint dries lets play a drawing game.
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 13:19
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"Audio description"

6 men sitting in a semi circle, one pointing with a stick at something on the ground. Behind them a tank lies, upside down.
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 13:21
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"O'Dowd, when i asked you to perform the "tank invert" I meant the bloody fuel tank as it was installed upside down"..."Arr well sarge is d' roit waay opp now isndit..."
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 14:26
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"I will now mark this bump in the road with this flag so that nobody else comes to grief here."
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 16:01
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Wow they told me the V 22 Osprey had a powerful downwash, but I had no idea how powerful it really was.....
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 16:03
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Well the Sargent said did say "drive it like a rental" ......
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 20:25
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OK it's tails, so we're taking the track to the left. Everybody back in.
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 21:17
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 21:35
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PN (#43634),

Got it, thanks !

CAPTION

"Two - six " !
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 21:39
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"Tha's gettin' it @rse- uppards "
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Old 17th Jul 2017, 21:49
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