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Old 14th Jul 2017, 17:26
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Sergei looked yonder to see if the steppes were on the way, so his pax could disembark.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 17:37
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Shhh. You'll scare off the fish.
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Old 14th Jul 2017, 22:25
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Sorry, late tea, got distracted with our 40s weekend. Runners up:

Andytug "Yes sir, we ran the plans through Photoshop with plenty of copy and paste, then leaked them to the Russians..."

Wensleydale The replacement for the Shetlands Tug was not as subtle as first expected.


Traffic is er Was I believe there is a cream that one can apply liberally that should ease most of that swelling.

but what had me spluttering was:

Shytorque Being winter time, the eight start crew argued long and hard about who's turn it was to swim round to the other wing.

Over to you Sir/Madam

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Old 16th Jul 2017, 08:33
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Wensleydale, in the absence of Shytorque, your new Shetland Tug takes the biscuit. Over to you.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 09:42
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Oo..er, didn't know I'd won, many thanks and sorry to Pontius Nav for being late on parade! Anyway, before I shoot off to work, here's one we've not seen for a while:

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Old 16th Jul 2017, 10:16
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Right, Syndicate 5, you have 30 minutes to right the tank and have it running. 5B, it is your lead
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 10:20
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And before we laager in for the night, remember, no sleeping between the tracks.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 10:35
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The next time you turn the map over, make sure the tank's not moving.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 10:42
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ShyTorque, no probs, I was late posting the winner. I like the replies so far, as I can't see any picture it will be a bit tricky posting a caption.
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BAE's plan for a submersible landship met with a few problems, the soft ground was not soft enough.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 11:43
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"It's a simple plan, we sneak up on the enemy disguised as a conveyor belt."
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:02
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Right, before anyone else comes along, we get our story straight.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:04
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"...wait....where's the Tank Commander?"
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:05
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I told you that doing an Immelman in a tank was a stupid idea!
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:06
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Yes, that's definitely tank tracks...now, where did he go?
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:09
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The fifth hole at Disney World Pekings's Putt-Putt course posed some unique challenges.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:13
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The rebel pilots on Tatooine started to think that the beer cooler droid that the Jawas had sold them may not have been the bargain they thought it was.
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:18
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Well, I wasn't expecting that to happen when we hit 88mph!
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:24
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"How many times Yuri, I tell you again and again, you must maintain positive g throughout the barrel-roll!"
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:25
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"Sir, do I write this up as a CFIT or not?
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Old 16th Jul 2017, 12:33
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F***** Map Reader................. it says Austria not Australia on the map.
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