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Old 19th Sep 2007, 15:14
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"So, ave you found the Nav yet?"
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 15:47
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"Excuse me sir, the front end is the other way"
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 15:56
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Pilot looks at ground in embarrassment as fat Staish tries to get in wrong seat for jolly.
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 18:02
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Sorry, chaps! Blame the curry.
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 20:01
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The latest cutbacks mean that all aircraft now have to be kick-started.

or

In order to pass the time, the crew decided to have a game of twister.
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 20:46
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Just get in and shut up, you fat basta*d
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 22:00
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The Nav patiently waited his turn to board, holding his black stick at the ready. As this was a day into night sortie the white one was was left in the Ops room.
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 22:05
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Ever since that fateful day in '85, pilots have reported seeing the ghost of Goose riding on their aircraft.
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 23:08
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Jez.. not again.. he gets in, starts yellin' about no instrument panel, the seat being backward and the throttles being on the right side... and where the hell is my stick? WHY ME????
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Old 19th Sep 2007, 23:17
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Pilot on the ground......... Once we get the ballast strapped in its my turn......... or we should never of got rid of the Jag at least that had a built in step
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Old 20th Sep 2007, 14:03
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Realising that the pilot was deeply embarrassed by getting into the wrong seat, the Nav feigned a deep and intense interest in a passing ant.
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Old 20th Sep 2007, 14:08
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The directional consultant couldn't even find the correct steps to enter the aircraft. What chance he could find the target(s)?
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 09:18
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have a go at this one
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 10:56
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Not an entry..........

Who picks the winner??
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 11:00
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David Beckham signs his new contract, in red.
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 13:10
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Who picks the winner??

The person who posted the image. The winner then gets to submit a picture , and picks the winner. The winner of that, then has to submit a picture, and pick the winner, who then submits a picture and picks the winner, who submits a picture and picks a winner.....ad infinitum hopefully
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 15:18
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That'll be me then...........

I think I'll go for Roadster with:

Pilot looks at ground in embarrassment as fat Staish tries to get in wrong seat for jolly.

PS I think we've already done the Eagle / car photo a few weeks back NSR!
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 15:41
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I'll get me coat! lol
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 17:26
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No Dad I get to sit in the front. Your just a passenger this time.
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Old 23rd Sep 2007, 19:00
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Another police high speed pursuit ends badly
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