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Old 7th Jul 2017, 11:56
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The Health and Safety team suddenly developed a sense of humour.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:10
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I said Spatch Cock NOT Splash Cock, oh never mind split roast will do.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:19
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When that chick said she wouldn't mind a spit roast, I don't think this is what she meant, Hoskins.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:44
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Re-enactment of exact moment of bird strike. Note authentic surprised look.
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 12:57
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"High Cockalorum ?"
 
Old 7th Jul 2017, 13:34
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Bernard Matthews attempts to reduce damage caused by bird strikes were surprisingly effective, though customers complained the meat was now a little rubbery...
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 18:44
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"Which came first - me or the Egg ?"
 
Old 7th Jul 2017, 19:34
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"It's a poutry incident ... the feathers will re-grow."
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 19:39
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*Not a caption, but a spot prize of a miniature CST goes to Wensleydale for being the first to do a c0ck pun...... *
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 19:42
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"Squawk 0241 for ident"
"Squaaaaawkkk!"
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 21:32
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Never play chicken with a bird that's bigger than you are!
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Old 7th Jul 2017, 22:47
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Jamie's new Plukka Tukka!
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 02:06
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Chicken: "So there's only one padre with a PPL in the country, and I'M the one who gets it in the parsons nose?"
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 06:50
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Following the bird-strike over Bradford, the chicken was originally conscious but after landing it lapsed into a Khorma. (Probably had a dicky tikka).
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 08:47
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Originally Posted by andytug View Post
Wow, thanks Wensleydale..... I did like the beaver one though!

See what you make of this one......

"I said feather THE PROP ........"
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 09:06
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I tried Red Bull, but was hoping for something more traditional.
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 09:07
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No 43 Squadron to reform as a Reserve Training unit!
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 13:44
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Pilot Cockerel was not traditional and flew on a wing and a prayer.
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 13:57
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So is this an example of a wing with a fowl-er flap?
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Old 8th Jul 2017, 14:49
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Advertisement promotes new film "Chicken Run II"
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