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Old 11th May 2017, 18:53
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After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.
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Old 11th May 2017, 18:59
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After due preparation the passengers formed an orderly queue to enter the mile high club.
It's an unusual name, but I can see how she might have got it!
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Old 11th May 2017, 21:50
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Following the success of the laptop ban in pissing off countries in the Middle East, President Trump bans clothes, with the same intent.
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Old 12th May 2017, 06:22
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Age Concern UK would like to thank the passengers on Virgin Air for their kind donation.
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Old 12th May 2017, 08:18
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"Damn, where did I put my change?"
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Old 12th May 2017, 08:19
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"They allow smoking on this aircraft, would you like a cigar? I have a secret stash."
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Old 12th May 2017, 08:38
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Super-super-economy fares: no hold baggage, no hand baggage, no clothes.
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Old 12th May 2017, 09:34
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Ryanair finally found a way to stop passengers circumventing baggage charges by wearing all their clothes to board the aircraft.
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Old 12th May 2017, 10:24
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"At the next intersection, bear right."

"Roger, bare right."
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Old 12th May 2017, 10:53
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Well, end of the week so probably time to start afresh.

Some terrific entries but my top 3 are as follows...

The irreverent PingDit with...
"I'm not too sure either old boy. All I remember is that I was nodding off, and then that lady with an ar5e the size of a small planet walks by, lets one go, and now I can't find my clothes!"
The spoonerisms of TIEW with...
Hey, did you just see what that male flight attendant used to stir my coffee?!
But the CST for this round goes to...

The tackle tickling Dan Gerous with...
So sorry old chap, but I need to get my bag from the overhead locker.

Oi vei!!!!
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Old 12th May 2017, 12:25
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Thanks Buster, I shall sort out a pic shortly.
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Old 12th May 2017, 12:55
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Right then, let's try this one.

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Old 12th May 2017, 13:22
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Just get to the point will you, I'm busting for a wazz
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Old 12th May 2017, 13:47
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For goodness sake, make your mind up, your place or mine.....
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Old 12th May 2017, 14:06
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I've got a funny feeling I've left the lights on.
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Old 12th May 2017, 14:10
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So I'm guessing you must be Flt Lt Bader?
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Old 12th May 2017, 14:36
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"Nah, I can't ever see North Korea using nukes, they haven't got the range".
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Old 12th May 2017, 14:40
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Look, DE-reg in yet another RAF promo photo.




Not a caption:
(sorry mate if you're on here ;-) )
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Old 12th May 2017, 14:46
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Here we see Jeté pilots in training.
"Look, it is plié , pirouette and THEN entrechat; carry on like this luvvy and you'll be flying Tornadoes"
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Old 12th May 2017, 16:44
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I feel the need...the need...
Yeah alright, whatever! It's in the bag so just give me the money ok?
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