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Old 10th Feb 2017, 21:51
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Ok, the results of the Swedish Jury are in.......

Honorable runner up goes to Wensleydale for the historically accurate "The messenger squirrel has arrived back from Bastogne with Gen McAuliffe's answer."

But, the Coffman Starter Trophy on this occasion goes to Buster Hyman for "Too close for missiles.....switching to nuts!"

All yours Buster......
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Old 10th Feb 2017, 21:56
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Well done Nutkin, and Buster too.
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Old 10th Feb 2017, 23:16
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A very worthy winner, it made me laugh.
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 07:17
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Well, thank you andy! And well done Wensley...that one made me laugh out loud!

Ok chaps & chapettes, have at it!

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Old 11th Feb 2017, 07:24
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"Now listen up, Joey. You just hop over that ridge up there and deliver the pouch to the General. Careful not to be seen though, it's a Pharaoh'ld way under enemy fire..."
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 07:25
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"Wallaby?"

"That's very good of you sir. Pint of bitter please."
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 07:49
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"Come on Skippy - Phil Shiner wants you to form a court for War Victim Compensation".
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 08:09
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No Skippy - the travel order definitely said that Battalion should proceed directly to Tooting Common.
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 08:48
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You're feeling sleepy, very sleepy...
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 09:08
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"Thanks Skippy, but I know that Cleopatra said that she didn't do it: she was Queen of Denial".
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 09:11
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"Sorry Mate - you are looking for Ra the Sun God: this is RA 1st Medium Battery".
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 10:21
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We are down to our last Roo, so only the Officers' Mess gets kangaroo tail soup tonight.

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All right, you can skip Church Parade this time. Now hop it!
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 10:24
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"So where's my tent, mate?"
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 10:50
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"No, Matilda, I am not asking you for the next waltz !"
 
Old 11th Feb 2017, 11:01
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"No, mate - it's a mirage, not a billabong !"
 
Old 11th Feb 2017, 12:45
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"Naaa mate, you shoulda turned left at Adelaide."
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 12:49
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"Bloody stores, it's not your fault mate, I told them I was looking for my War Horse Joey"
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 12:53
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"Tttt TTTTTT tttt tTTTTT ttt TTTT ttttt TTttt"


"2 thousand troops massing in the wadi"


"ttt Tt tttt TTTTTTT TTT TT Tt"


" The have 5 tanks and are prepared to move....thanks Skippy, you really are a bush Kangeroo"
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Old 11th Feb 2017, 13:26
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"Please all turn your backs while our navigator uses secret technology to get directions."

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Old 11th Feb 2017, 14:02
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