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Old 8th Dec 2016, 09:42
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I'm not sure that's what HQ meant by 'Let Jerry have it with both barrels', but carry on anyway.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 10:15
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No Hoskins, I did not order you to "drop a firkin bomb" on the enemy......
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 10:44
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..like shooting fish in a barrel!
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 10:47
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The RAF maintains the tradition of correctly dressed bar staff in all circumstances.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 13:00
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Right then Ginger, Staish says he wants cold beer tonight and the bar freezer has gone tits-up again. Get this to 20,000 feet, fly around for 1/2 hour and straight back. That ought to sort it.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 13:06
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Pilot: "Water in the tanks again? Bugger...can't go up today eh? Better luck tomorrow chaps...I'm off to the Pub"
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 14:37
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Finally....a good use for the Spit as the Hurri's are all off fighting Jerry!
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 14:42
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"Here you are, Douglas. A couple of pints of this and you'll soon be legless."
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 14:51
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"I say, a pair of you and a couple of barrels, we're in for some fine rogering when you are done"



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Old 8th Dec 2016, 15:44
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  1. Shouldn't we be mounting it BEFORE we fill it ?
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 15:54
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I thought it was beer bottles we were supposed to drop for the whistle effect
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 16:14
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Now, when you say "underwing hardpoint", Professor...?
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 22:39
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So you're telling me Rolls-Royce have discovered a way to run the Merlins on beer, so you've commandeered all the local supplies? ....Damn this war!!!
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 11:05
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We seem to be approaching the stall, so the judging panel will be dropping their tanks at 1700Z today.
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 11:08
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So that's how Spitfire Ale gets its name!
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 11:34
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That bloody well explains why all of our beer ends up at 29 Sqn.
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 12:54
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"Are you sure you flushed all the petrol out thoroughly before you started, Hoskins ?"
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 13:00
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"Wouldn't it have been a better idea to carry a bigger barrel and do without the tank ?"
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 13:56
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Flash point must be pretty low, Bert's got a fag in his hand.
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Old 9th Dec 2016, 16:47
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"Pilot's keeping an eagle eye on the loading to make sure he gets every last drop he signed for - and shouldn't those barrels be on more of a tilt ?"

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