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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
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"Guys, this trench is important ... it will help kick Airbus nosewheels into their correct alignment."
"So, Tom Cruise is on fire, he jumps off into the pile of foam bits in the loader scoop, and we put him out with the tanker? You have to admire a bloke what does his own stunts."
Ok who F
d up the order with Amazon....... again.
I asked for a Wood Plane not a War Plane.
Last time it was "Something to go in water for the fish to see IN THE FISH TANK"........................... we got a 60 metre submarine.
d up the order with Amazon....... again. I asked for a Wood Plane not a War Plane.
Last time it was "Something to go in water for the fish to see IN THE FISH TANK"........................... we got a 60 metre submarine.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
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"What do you mean Pan, Pan, No Pan"
Join Date: Feb 2006
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It's the bloody MOD, they worked out it was cheaper to hire local contractor's to dig craters in the runway rather than to bomb it"
"For chrissakes...ROTATE!".
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Horsham, England, UK. ---o--O--o---
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"F--k me ATC weren't joking about reduced runway length!"
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
I am not so sure about the second runway. I knew someone would try and take off on the wrong one