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"If you cannot take the flak, you shouldn't have joined up"
"In a moment, we're going to test your core strength by removing the strap that's holding your feet up, and after five minutes, we're going to remove your jacket. If you can stay there for five minutes after that, you've passed."
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It's all right - they're only going to use a dummy round in the breech. I distinctly heard them say "dummy" when they hung me up here. And you can rely on your mates, can't you?
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"This muzzle loading malarkey will never catch on you know"
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"And you say this will qualify me for the new rules on the Long Service and Good Conduct medal?"
"Oh I should think so , you volunteered and 17,000 yards is a long way"
"Oh I should think so , you volunteered and 17,000 yards is a long way"
Avoid imitations
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"Hi, Mum - heard of planking? This is one of me tank-planking!"
"You think this looks painful? Yesterday they used Smith as a pull-through!"
"You think this looks painful? Yesterday they used Smith as a pull-through!"