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Old 16th Oct 2016, 10:24
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NBC sniff tester of the day was never a popular job amongst tank crews.
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 11:56
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 12:16
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"Are you sure that's wise.. Sir?"
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 12:55
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"Never mind, lad - you won't feel a thing !"
 
Old 16th Oct 2016, 13:01
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Say, what do you think of my new Tank Top?
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 13:19
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"Right then lads, enough blanks used; now for the 'Live Ammunition'!"
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 15:30
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 16:45
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"So what are you going to the fancy-dress party as ?.........."Thought a gargoyle might be novel !"
 
Old 16th Oct 2016, 17:28
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"We have a confirmed case of turrets syndrome in the battalion, sir."
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 17:38
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"Flash to bang time is HOW long?"
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 18:02
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"Get your head down, soldier !"

EDIT: Sorry, pasta (#38302) - inadvertent, I assure you !

WITHDRAW THIS CAPTION

Last edited by Danny42C; 18th Oct 2016 at 10:24. Reason: Apology.
 
Old 16th Oct 2016, 18:20
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"OK, now switch your [email protected] pointer on; so we can see where you're going to land.."

Health & Safety chap steps in.. "Hey Soldier don't forget your ear plugs and watch where you point that [email protected], you could have someone's eye out with that!"
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 18:25
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"What do you mean, you think this is bad, well we still need to stick a flare into your rectum so we can guide you in flight"
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 18:35
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"What on earth are you doing there soldier?
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 23:51
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Until more technology becomes available, this is our best anti tank mine detection method.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 01:20
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"Well Staff... I said I was faster than a speeding bullet and the lads put me up here to see if it was true..."
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 06:38
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For the first time in 7 years, Cpl Smith is finally pictured about to get a round in!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 07:05
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^^^excellent!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 07:25
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One of the more bizarre concepts for the ending of Fury.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 07:32
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Does my bum look big in this?
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