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Old 10th Sep 2016, 17:38
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Yeah, Danny's back.
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 21:18
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ShyTorque and MPN11,

Shucks ! - never expected to win with that old chestnut - but I'm out of funny pics just now., sorry. Must declare Open House, I'm afraid.

Thanks, chaps....Danny.
 
Old 10th Sep 2016, 21:58
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I still can't do the one I missed earlier ... I'm still away from home.

<Referee, what now?>
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 22:13
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In this event I declare "Arm out of the window" a close second with this:

Screw you all and your Brexit, I'm heading east to become the long-lost 100th LuftBalloon!
(With apologies to the lovely Nena)

Armootw, can you please oblige and entertain us with a suitable photo?
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Old 10th Sep 2016, 23:50
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Ah thanks Shy, and welcome back Danny. I'll try to oblige shortly.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 00:59
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[IMG][/IMG]

Crikey, that was a task and a half trying to get the bloody photo on the page, but I believe I've cracked it now ... onward and upward, judging in a couple of days.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 01:26
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Well, actually, there's a very funny story about this....
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 01:27
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Nah, it's not real. It;s just a prop.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 01:28
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So, we approached this balloon that had strayed into restricted airspace when bugger me, the pilot cocks his legs & we were done for!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 01:29
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As you can see, the Lav took a direct hit & we were lucky to get out alive!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 01:47
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"God knows why they've sent me here to guard this heli-aeroplany thing, who's gonna nick it?"
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 02:34
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When they said I'd be flying on the edge, I didn't think they meant I'd be landing there too..
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 03:36
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I shook the can, opened it and then...(O)sprey everywhere!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 04:34
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Guy walks into the hardware shop...
"About this parrot, sorry, osprey....."
(It's not dead, it's just resting, sir.)
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 07:02
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I told you they should have sent us Red Bull.
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 07:22
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"Yes, that's oil running down her left leg but there's something far worse running down mine!"
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 07:50
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"Put that cigarette out! Can't you smell gas?"

"Don't you yell at me, Mr Warrick!"
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 08:47
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I said Crop rotation you dolt!
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Old 11th Sep 2016, 10:30
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"Let os pray !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 11th Sep 2016 at 10:31. Reason: Better idea!
 
Old 11th Sep 2016, 11:33
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This is my AV-22. It's the Almost Vertical model.
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