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Old 6th Sep 2016, 01:46
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"I told you it was the wrong sized bottle for the bloody Mae West"
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 05:47
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If he lifts his legs, prepare for rapid vertical acceleration....
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 08:46
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 08:50
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This is not a caption.

Welcome back. You were missed.

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Old 6th Sep 2016, 08:55
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Scramble! Scramble! Unidentified intruder at 50,000'.
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 11:34
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Idiot! I said I want golf here, not Montgolfiere!
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 12:33
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Don't underestimate its air supremacy, I can see the porta-loos are all quivering in its presence.
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 17:38
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An RAF spokesman denied that the latest procurement was a "basket case".
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 17:43
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Having discovered the US military were developing airships to loiter over the target area, the RAF were keen to show that they too were at the cutting edge of technology.
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Old 6th Sep 2016, 18:06
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(Thank you, artee).

CAPTION

"Now I know where my nicked recycling bin has ended up !"
 
Old 7th Sep 2016, 01:07
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How did that happen ?

Well Guv, I could have had a few too many Fine English Ales and so I sat down in this chair and maybe rested my eyes and then I woke with this huge roaring noise in my head and my feet wayyyyy off the ground !

Honest !
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 02:12
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The RAF unveils its first ever Pursuit Balloon!
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 10:14
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(To boss of PR company) "So you think this idea represents the modern RAF at the cutting edge of technology"


(Danny - welcome back - good to see you) - that is not a caption
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 10:19
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"At least it has no problem taking off and landing on our lovely new carriers.."
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 11:28
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A young Pilot Officer Prune
Was posted to fly a balloon
Ascent was his fashion
But donuts his passion
Poor Prune's balloon sank far too soon

(Not part of caption: Danny, good to have you back on board.)
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 11:51
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"Sir, when you said we'd be 'pushing the envelope' I was rather expecting something a bit more exciting...."
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 16:06
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 16:07
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"And now what??"
"Oh, we shoot arrows at the target on the side of your balloon Sir"
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 16:35
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Old 7th Sep 2016, 21:52
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Fans of low-level aviaton photography had plenty of time to catch the latest RAF equipment as it screamed down the valley.
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