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Old 19th Aug 2016, 05:25
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Jolly good show!

Try this one...

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Old 19th Aug 2016, 08:23
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That's not a family photo, is it?

Caption: It's a bit of a pig to kick start.
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:16
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"It's a Boaring 747....great apart from bring a truffle heavy on the controls...."
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:19
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"Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!"

(Monty Python)
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:35
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"This old crate is a bit of a pig to fly!"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:36
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Von Shutze was convinced it could fly.


Edit ... damn, same line of thought!
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:39
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"It was just a figure of speech, von Schitz. You don't really think it might fly, do yo?"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:42
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(Beaten by a better man ! Ah, well....)


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Old 19th Aug 2016, 09:56
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"The advert said 'Our Big Bore kit is the missing source for increasing your motorcycle's raw power,' but it was a pig to fit."
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 10:16
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"A noble effort, Sir, but I'm afraid you haven't quite persuaded the IOC to introduce wild-boar-jumping next time round.

"However, if those crates are stuffed with used $100 notes, we would be prepared to reconsider the matter."


OR

"A noble effort, Sir, but I'm afraid you haven't quite persuaded the IOC to introduce wild-boar-jumping next time round.

"We feel that shooting your mount after each round will not be popular with viewers."
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:15
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Makin' zer bacon!
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:16
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Why so serious?
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:16
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Cameron Pig gate story resurfaces with photograph of Great Uncle Fritz Von Cameron getting up to similar tricks
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:18
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All set for the mission to Schweinfurt.
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:32
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The A-10 development programme hit some key issues quite early on.
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:34
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There was a young pilot called Ber
Who said 'pigs might fly, I declare'
He mounted a boar
And took it outdoor
But the swine didn't take to the air
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:54
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The pig doesn't seem to mind.
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:54
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"Hey, Fritz, the Boar Wars ended in 1902."
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:55
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Helmut misunderstood the concept of the recipe for Pulled Pork
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 11:57
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"Ha! Ve vill show zem zat pork-barrel military technology is not just ze preserve of ze Americans!"
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