As MPN11 seems to have fallen asleep or run out of offerings....here's the Verdict!
Honorable Mention: MPN11 (the odds were with his placing....somehow!)
"We had a problem on the Squadron with Rodents, so I asked the QM for a Mouser: I think he's a bit Deaf!"
Almost Made It....goes to Andytug for his post of: "You've heard of the Chicago Piano? Well zis ist ze Hamburg Harmonica!"
The Winner....is Shy Torque with...."Loading Magazines for zis is just like being in bett with ze Missus....Two Hours of Foreplay zen just Ten Seconds of der Banging!"
Over to you Shy!