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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:04
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Hey, where did our big radome go?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:06
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"I think it's the Great Sea Serpent that you used to see on old Charts. Has it had its lunch yet ?"
 
Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:21
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Ping Vassilli, ping! Not string!
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:24
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Well, if you hadn't have left the lights on overnight, then we wouldn't need a jump start!
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:32
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"Hey, Jonesie! Jonesie! Hang on a tick! The guy here says that the 'E' in this new EALS system we're fitting is 'E-for-electromagnetic', not 'E-for-elastic'. "
"Gawdammit! You'll be telling me next that we have to take the horses out of the bridle catchers."
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:39
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"No, it's spelt W-A-I-S-T. How long have you been using this to dispose of the ship's garbage?"
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 13:56
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...and to think, I gave up flying rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong for this!
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 14:04
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Maybe if you guys pulled, instead of me pushing?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 17:23
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"I reckon this is one of the largest underfloor heating installations we've done so far."
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 17:27
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"I'm suffering from Hermes".


"Don't you mean Herpes?"


"No - I think I'm a carrier".
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 17:34
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"Don't worry, Cap'n, this Flashband should stop the rain leaking through."
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 18:08
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So let me get this correct, The Air Boss is water sking and you want me to let go of the rope...
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 19:01
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Plug that end in, Charlie, and we can hoist that old "Mission Accomplished" banner again.
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 19:36
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"The rubber band has fallen out of the Hawkeye engine again!"
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 20:17
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There's a little **** at this end of the cable, whats at the other end?
No **** this end just a big ship
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 20:49
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Scroggs was hoping and praying the lads didnt take their feet off the hose pipe
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 22:10
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We're installing the Capn's new hi-fi... the instructions said 'place the speakers as far apart as possible, and wire them with thick cable.'
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Old 29th Jul 2016, 02:31
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The supply officer ordered too much licorice again ...
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Old 29th Jul 2016, 05:36
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"So how long IS a piece of string?"
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Old 29th Jul 2016, 08:37
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Following recent criticism by Ofcom, BT Openreach technicians are seen here working to deliver fibre broadband to the more rural areas of the deck.
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