Caption competition

[samuraimatt]

Is that my Breitling under there? No, but I can see a staple err sorry stable belt..................

[Ghostie31]

The Yanks get confused when the CO tells them to get the "Half Track"

[clicker]

"Didn't see him mate, was sorting out my camcream that had got smudged"

[sikeano]

Honest Guv, was having a Tea Break when the cable broke..

[Wader2]

"Blake, blake, where the are you?"

Sarge, Here lies the body of Jonathon Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

[cornish-stormrider]

the abrams flux capacitor modifications trials ran into trouble when they realised 88 mph cannot be guaranteed every time

[clicker]

Mother now knew it was not a good idea to drive her sons company vehicle to show off in front of the neighbouring hillbillies.

[The Nr Fairy]

Am I allowed a caption for my own photo ?

Their gun having jammed, the blue tank crew took "Friendly Fire" to a new dimension.

[GasFitter]

Battle Damage Assessment Team Staneval

"Sorry guys you've failed! Forget the stone chips on the front, there's a more pressing issue at the rear!"

[GasFitter]

Army Contracted Out To Dyno-Rod

"Give it a 105mm into the sewers .... that should clear it"

[Hempy]

"you were playing tug-of-war with a bungee cord????"

[The Nr Fairy]

Second place to Roadster280:

"It could be worse. We could have fcuked both of them."

The winner, though, with a "how did he come up with that", is Hempy:

"You were playing tug-of-war with a bungee cord????"

Well done - your turn.

[Hempy]

Thanks to The Nr Fairy (im not gonna ask how you came up with that nick).

struggling to come up with something new....

[c-bert]

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost (Ir)aq

or

Despite protests to the contrary Tony Robinson was convinced they had unearthed a piece of Saxon pottery.

[TMJ]

I told you dad, it was in the sand...

or

Time Team's discovery forced a reassessment of Roman desert capabilities...

[MostlyHarmless]

George and Tony were encouraged by the latest findings in the search for WMDs.

[cornish-stormrider]

the grow your own aeroplane project was a great sucess

[6Z3]

Guy in the foreground to gal on his left:

Lady, with a shovel up YOUR arse and your right arm blown off, YOU'd need a walking stick too.

[BattlerBritain]

A little late on the roundout Hoskins?

[brickhistory]

This huggy-fluffy 'green' technology is freakin' amazing!