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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:25
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"I have a slight hang-up about taking it down through the locks."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:28
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"I think the motor's flooded, sir!"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:31
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"Abandon Ship !"
 
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"Golf-Bravo-Oscar-Alpha-Tango, ready for cast-off."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:35
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Aw, shucks!
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:38
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Yep, the fire's out!
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"He told me he needed to do a quick trip to the bank this morning, but..."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:39
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Cause of wake turbulence - inadequate separation from narrowboat ahead.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 10:45
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You're very lucky to spot it; it only comes up to breathe a couple of times a day...
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 11:07
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Paddy having stepped from his aircraft was pleasantly surprised to find a shopping trolley easily, something he could never do at his local airfield.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 11:10
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The new drive through aircraft wash was found lacking.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 11:12
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Aquaplaning or wot!
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 11:14
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"Bloggs, when I said 'Bank to the left', I didn't mean go there!"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 11:15
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"Well, I just don't understand it, they told me they had sold me a puddle jumper"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 12:34
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"I know the C of G's a bit aft, but it does make the rudder more effective."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 12:38
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"The ATIS said the new runway was on-stream."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 12:50
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Thinks: "If I fish it out, can I claim salvage ?"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 12:53
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"The ATIS said the new runway was on-stream."
In reality, the pilot was being sold down the river.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:21
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"Hoskins, I told you not to try flying under that bridge !"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 13:22
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Is this the place where they do the floatplane ratings?
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