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Old 8th Jul 2016, 20:38
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"Bit slow on the round-out again, Hoskins !"
 
Old 8th Jul 2016, 20:48
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"Wrong splash target, Hoskins".
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 21:06
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"Excuse me for barge-ing in."
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 21:21
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Fireman Fred approached with caution. He couldn't see the fin, but if he heard the Jaws theme tune, he was legging it.
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 22:05
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"Props are for boats!"
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 22:07
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Scroggins, who told you to wash the aircraft?
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Old 8th Jul 2016, 22:26
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"Hoskins, if I wanted to find the ditching characteristics of an aircraft, I would let Boscombe Down do the job !"
 
Old 9th Jul 2016, 01:21
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He says he won't come out until someone gets him a towel.
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 05:28
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Sharky considered his Prop Up but felt sure he could spin it!
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 08:52
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Bloggs ... You really need to understand the difference between Amphibious and Aquaphibian
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 09:07
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Filming for the remake of Murphys Law got off to a bad start!
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 09:42
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"When I asked you to put it into a tight bank, Bloggs, this was NOT what I had in mind!"
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 11:05
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Well Ms Estrada you may have won 75m in a divorce settlement ... But even that amount of money isn't going to be enough to get your pilot's license
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 12:02
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Fireman Sam tried to warn Postman Pat that Air mail wasn't his best idea to date...
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 14:17
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Bloggs, bungs??
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 16:22
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"..and he's saying it's actually on the pan but the radiator burst?"
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 16:40
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"..and he's saying it's actually on the pan but the radiator burst?"
"Bloggs, I'm hearing all this banter about the radiator bursting... but does 'air-cooled' make even the slimmest of connections in your peanut-sized brain? Here's the pitot-head cover - get bailing fast, before the Boss arrives."
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 16:40
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Fly Fishing - you're doing it wrong.
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Old 9th Jul 2016, 19:26
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"No. Hoskins, you do not need need a Yachtmaster's Certificate to take off after we've raised you, pumped you out, and put you back on your floats !"
 
Old 9th Jul 2016, 20:16
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"Sir, if the aircraft had very, very large wheels, this wouldn't have happened. I once saw one in a caption competition."
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