Lots of good stuff this time round - honourable mentions to:
Nutloose for "Smithers couldn't understand the big fuss, after all he had landed on the numbers as requested by Air Traffic."
ShyTorque for "No Bloggs, this does NOT qualify you for a twin rating..."
and of course Wensleydale for the huge list of Elton John puns!
But my favourite this time, short and sweet, Buster Hyman with:
"Tag! You're it... "
Over to you Buster.....