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Old 1st Jul 2016, 23:25
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Come back, you're my plucking lunch.
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 01:59
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This newly unearthed wartime photograph shows the moment just before SOE operative Eddie "Feathers" McGee, having drawn his unsuspecting foe close by clever use of camouflage, strikes and sends another Hun to meet his maker.
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 06:21
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Stop you fool...its the Italian Exchange Officer's parade hat!
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 16:41
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 20:27
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"I kill many English. Do they call me Killer? Nein! I blow up tanks. Do they call me the Tank Destroyer? Nein! But I stab one cock......."
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 20:36
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Proof that all psychopaths start of with killing animals, as this picture of Freddie Kruger's first kill surfaces.
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Old 2nd Jul 2016, 20:39
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"Screw your courage to the sticking point..........!"
 
Old 4th Jul 2016, 07:18
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Vell, it seems like zis von has run its course...

In third place with the Leghorn award...Andytug with;
"Foghorn, watch your 6!"
In second place and worthy winner of the Captured RAF crew award...valMORNA with;
"Chicken! For you ze war is over!"
But, our winner of the Mussolini award goes to...Wensleydale with;
Stop you fool...its the Italian Exchange Officer's parade hat!
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 07:27
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Lets keep on with the animal theme then.....


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Old 4th Jul 2016, 07:44
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"It's a great honour for me to lead the old boy through this tribute parade on his last day in the service" - said the goat.
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 10:57
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Right, I will lead you through the ranks, you look at each face and when you recognise the guy that did it, hit him in the groin with your horn
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 11:56
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Oh, when you said you were after the bugger that gave you the clap, I thought you meant...ummm...
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 12:05
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Caruthers wasn't sure quite how he felt at winning the first prize in the mess draw...
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 12:24
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And for that little while, all the sheep could relax.
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 12:30
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To: The Editor; The Times

Dear Sir,

First same sex marriage, and now this! It's political correctness gone mad I tell you!

Yours. Brigadier Bufton-Tufton-Fotheringham-Smythe (retd)

Last edited by andytug; 4th Jul 2016 at 20:21. Reason: spelling
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 12:46
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"It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 13:19
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Originally Posted by WeeJeem View Post

"It's a trip-trap, trip-trap!"
I assume you're trolling?
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 14:05
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"Smell, you say ? - you could do with a bit of Old Spice yourself"
 
Old 4th Jul 2016, 14:21
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Old 4th Jul 2016, 14:27
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