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Old 19th May 2016, 17:00
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Marvellous piece of kit this! I can see 5 light years into the future! Oh, I say. The first F-35 Squadron has just come online!
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:02
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"It's the latest in RAF tech, solar powered eye surgery Sir..... err, I wouldn't be looking down there"
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:05
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p.s great pic Coff. This will take a while!
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:07
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"It's our new gynaescope for inspecting WAAF's Sir, you want to see the size of the speculum, we 'ad to get 'em specially built"
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:10
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"I cannot see the Signal"
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:13
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"Look Sarge, 'es got one of those flip down mics on 'is hat like what Captain Scarlet 'ad"
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Old 19th May 2016, 17:15
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'I think I can see the AOC's nuts from here.

Oh wait, no, that's Westwoods approach to the 18th'
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Old 19th May 2016, 18:22
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"B... 8........goddammit there goes my battleship!"
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Old 19th May 2016, 18:27
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What the Butler Saw ?
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Old 19th May 2016, 18:31
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The Wing Commander saw a vision of his future - and decided to PVR !
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Old 19th May 2016, 19:43
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I know I can't play ... But ...

Prior to AOC's inspection, the Station Commander, undertakes a final check on the cleanliness of the Mess Refuse Bins

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Old 19th May 2016, 21:15
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Just as well, you'd never win with that one
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Old 19th May 2016, 22:34
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"This is great - my willie looks much bigger using this!"
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Old 19th May 2016, 22:51
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Okay, now twist...do you see the pretty patterns?
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Old 19th May 2016, 22:53
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So....first time using a breathalyser?
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Old 20th May 2016, 09:23
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This kit is better than the South Yorkshire Police Helicopters kit and we don't have to leave the ground.
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Old 20th May 2016, 09:35
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.....and if you move that switch you get the direct video link to the WRAF showers
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Old 20th May 2016, 09:37
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The Wingco took a scientific approach to his vermiculture hobby - some unkindly called it obsessive.
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Old 20th May 2016, 09:41
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"...Then felt I like some watcher of the skies. When a new planet swims into his ken..".
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Old 20th May 2016, 09:54
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"And with this we can project a set of pilots wings onto a nearby cloud at Startex to signal come to work, we got the idea from Batman"

"But there are no clouds"

" Yes we thought of that, if you turn around, you will see our new cloud generator we have had built at significant cost"
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