Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 28th Jan 2016, 21:56
  #33681 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Canada
Posts: 19
The bellhop and concierge at the Tannoy Hilton
HeloSammy is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 06:22
  #33682 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 63
Posts: 3,823
"Halt! Hands Up! Stand still or I will release my Marine!"
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 10:06
  #33683 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Off the map
Posts: 996
"No, I didn't say - start the raffle - I said - get me a rifle! What am I s'posed to do with only a knife?"
DirtyProp is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 10:54
  #33684 (permalink)  
Red On, Green On
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the woods and the water
Age: 20
Posts: 6,487
"Christ, I've just worked out we've got more battery life than a T45 destroyer."
airborne_artist is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 11:40
  #33685 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: LSZH, oder in der Nähe
Posts: 348
Deep in the jungle, Nigel was dreaming of Formula 1.
WeeJeem is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 14:43
  #33686 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: AndyCappLand
Age: 97
Posts: 7,642
"They've given us the wrong sheet. We said all that stuff yesterday !
Danny42C is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 15:12
  #33687 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Off the map
Posts: 996
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to..............wait. Where's the script?"
DirtyProp is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 15:14
  #33688 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: AndyCappLand
Age: 97
Posts: 7,642
"This is Funf speaking"


(Clue, Google "It's that Man again")
Danny42C is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 20:11
  #33689 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 60
Posts: 1,316
WAR! HOOH!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing,
Say it again.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 29th Jan 2016, 23:35
  #33690 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 9,799
Ok, lets have a new piccy for the weekend eh?

In third place with the "Bluddy PC insanity" award is...MReyn24050
"We are about to fire, this message is being recorded and will be used as evidence should you later claim for compensation"
In second place with the "At sixes & sevens" award is ...Coffman Starter
'Australian Marine Craft 99 return to shore immediately' ... Err Sarge we don't have a 99 ... 'Are you having trouble Marine Craft 66'
But in first place, with the "Grand Prix" award it's...WeeJeem
Deep in the jungle, Nigel was dreaming of Formula 1.



Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 30th Jan 2016, 06:14
  #33691 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 62
Posts: 6,996
Well played WeeJeem
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 07:19
  #33692 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 62
Posts: 6,996
24 HR R/T silence from our man WeeJeem ... As runner up I'll post a pic at 09:00 UK Local if that's OK with everyone.

WeeJeem can judge
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:04
  #33693 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 62
Posts: 6,996
Here you go Chaps



I've PM'd WeeJeem so he can judge the result ... and I can still play
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:05
  #33694 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 63
Posts: 3,823
So that's what a career looks like!
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:08
  #33695 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 62
Posts: 6,996
^^^ ^^^
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:14
  #33696 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 74
Posts: 5,235
"Ah, yes, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now."
MPN11 is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:20
  #33697 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 62
Posts: 6,996
'Slightly left of centreline and above glideslope ... adjusting nicely'

Just for MPN11's benefit
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:55
  #33698 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 74
Posts: 5,235
and 10 characters
MPN11 is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 09:59
  #33699 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: AndyCappLand
Age: 97
Posts: 7,642
"I cannot see the Signal !"
Danny42C is offline  
Old 31st Jan 2016, 10:03
  #33700 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: AndyCappLand
Age: 97
Posts: 7,642
"Look around for the runway and crash visually - Talkdown Out !"
Danny42C is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.