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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:29
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Early trials of the Maxaret braking system for the Gnat jet trainer appear to be going well ...
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:36
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Putin's bodyguard trains for his next appearance in an ice hockey match.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 10:55
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Get those figures straight you two, or I'll shoot you!
Oh, dear. Grab my hand, quick!
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:07
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It was a close-run Finnish.


[well, it's probably Dutch, but that's even less amusing]
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:09
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To add to the problems in Carlisle, the temperature dropped rapidly overnight and the troops had additional difficulties maintaining Law and Order.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 11:52
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More accusations of cheating at the Winter Olympics emerge as a member of the Russian team is thought to have used a machine gun rather than a rifle in the biathlon relay.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 12:28
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Bashing the Square just was never the same after the Sgt.Major misunderstood his instruction to be a bit more inventive in the way he ordered troops about.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 15:31
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"Oh, quit bitching! At least they haven't invented Lycra yet..."
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 17:05
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Nutty and Buster join hands in yet another scheme to win a CapCom.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 19:02
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"Where's the Fin(n)ish Line ?"

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Old 28th Dec 2015, 19:28
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The first practice for 'The New Master-Race' was going well.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 20:56
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That starting gun scared the sh*t out of me.
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Old 28th Dec 2015, 22:01
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"Well, they won't find that SS-Oberscharführer until the ice melts next spring !"
 
Old 28th Dec 2015, 22:14
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Now, Private Bloggsenen, when the seal comes up for a pea, you shoot him in the ice hole.
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 04:48
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"Christopher Dean sind Sie nicht, Hans !"
 
Old 29th Dec 2015, 06:33
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A sudden cold snap hits the soldiers helping out in York......
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 07:16
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"That ice hockey yesterday has made a right mess of this ice - can't do a thing with it !"
 
Old 29th Dec 2015, 07:44
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Sergei scored excellent artistic impression marks with his Triple Lutz and Kalashnikov combination jump.
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 07:51
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In an unsuccessful attempt to knock Torvill and Dean's Bolero off the top podium spot at the 1984 Winter Olympics in Sarajevo, the Soviet Union's ice dance team perform their rendition of "The Raising of the Siege of Leningrad".
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Old 29th Dec 2015, 07:56
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