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Old 11th Sep 2015, 08:32
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The latest camo suit for desert ops failed to impress the troops...
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 11:19
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"Sorry Sir, I'll get it cleaned. I just couldn't make it to the toilet in time!"
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 11:47
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Someone at the MOD realised that camoflagued dress was not really suitable for Urban warfare, so a comittee was set up and as a result I present to you the new Urban combat suit.
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 11:49
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"I said quiet in the ranks, you there, Harold, wind your neck in...."
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 11:51
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Following on from the last MOD procurement of "Walkie Talkies" from Toys R Us, we are to trial their new uniform range.
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 12:02
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Harold was a little miffed that no-one had thought to let him know that the fancy dress party was "themed".
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 12:07
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Now lads, it's been brought to my attention that discipline is starting to slip. Navy standards must be maintained! You there! Where is your cap??
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 13:00
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Harold always thought that making it in the Navy was going to be a stretch.....
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 13:48
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 13:54
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A 'Bendy Giraffe' ... He'll do just fine in the Navy
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 13:57
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Listen up guys!!! When we arrive at Loch Ness, Harold will take a swim, cameras ready ASAP.
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 14:13
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OK ... I see a vague resemblance with that crazy haircut and wonky squint ... But are you sure we can smuggle him into North Korea and replace Kim Jong Un without being rumbled ?
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 15:11
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Not quite what was expected when "Tall Boy" was suggested to sink the Tirpitz.
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Old 11th Sep 2015, 15:48
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Able Seaman Scroggs, it's your own fault ... I told you not to stand in front of the Ship's Microwave Comms antenna
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 01:35
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NAVY! ITS ALL OVER ME, GET IT OFF!!!
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 05:59
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We have a Mole in the ranks!. report anything suspicious!
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 06:48
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"Now, step forward Harold and we will hang the ceremonial Cow Bell on you and officially welcome you to the Navy!"
"Err, you do know he's a Giraffe don't you?"
"Shhh..."
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 07:27
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"Right, you 'orrible lot. The Captain has complained that someone on night watch kept him awake by head butting the ship's bell. Anyone like to own up?"
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 07:45
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No, sir, we didn't get any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump breasted Giraffe.
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Old 12th Sep 2015, 08:00
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"Pike, as the platoon's fastest runner, today you're on covert ops in the Warmington-on-sea safari park. Watch out for lions and report back anything suspicious"

"Uncle Arthur.... "
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