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Old 5th Sep 2015, 19:59
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However, we will only sell this carrier if Mr Corbyn wins the next election.
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 20:45
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I know I am smiling but then you don't know what I think of you two fat gits
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 20:46
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And this guy on my right, Gentlemen, is your breakfast
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:06
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We are especially pleased with the dumbwaiter configuration.
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:18
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Rear Admiral ... "Why are we listing to Port"
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:22
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"Right, Said Fred !"
 
Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:24
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....and I hope that your helmsmen have long arms!
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:33
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"Now you know why she's called HMAS Tucker!"
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 21:40
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Commander - "Why are we wearing these ridiculous safety goggles?"

Admiral - " I am glad you ask, but if your tunic buttons get stressed any more they could easily take someone's eye out; it happened to Nelson".
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 22:14
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I'm sorry that we don't have any hard hats for you. They only come in one size...human.
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 22:15
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Same haircut as usual Sir?
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 22:16
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No... I don't know how we could've run aground tied up at the wharf either...
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 22:49
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"Its not often I get to ride anything that weighs less than me....."
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Old 5th Sep 2015, 22:53
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ODDJOB! - Stop throwing the bloody hats....!!
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 02:28
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"It's a damned good job we can get away without the basic fitness test eh?"
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 06:53
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I need a bigger chair....
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 06:55
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"....and why do they call this a heavy cruiser?"
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 06:55
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So, where's the buffet?
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 07:26
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When can we meet Ernest Borgnine?
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Old 6th Sep 2015, 07:38
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Fred (thinks): "We'll have to paint a new Plimsoll Line on this to get it past LLoyd's !"
 

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