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"Sure, the new rotary wing basic trainer has a few teething issues in the axis of rotation department, but on the good side, it's got a lovely colour scheme, don't you think?"
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"I'm sorry, we adjusted the crotch strap to the measurements you gave us, but just like all of your ego's, the figures appear to have been over inflated"
Martin Baker's tagline for their new seat: "Just because you've ejected doesn't mean the mission's over!"
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Flight Test Report #4:
Aircraft continually wants to turn right
Controls very heavy
Rudder feel non-existent
Air-conditioning outstanding.
Aircraft continually wants to turn right
Controls very heavy
Rudder feel non-existent
Air-conditioning outstanding.
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RAF Banter - Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
Er, I'm afraid I didn't quite follow you Squadron Leader - till you showed me the picture..
Er, I'm afraid I didn't quite follow you Squadron Leader - till you showed me the picture..
B******s - they promised us Typhoon as a replacement for the Hawk and all we get is the canards
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"Fasten my seatbelt and place my tray table in the upright, locked position...
Landing checks complete....."
Landing checks complete....."
Avoid imitations
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Look - I can see the reflection of my head on top of the wing but if I angle it just right you can see the reflection of the wing on my head!