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Old 16th May 2015, 11:50
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You want how much for a night for the old one in orange - more interested in the other two really
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Old 16th May 2015, 13:53
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"What time does the skinny-dipping begin?" (Them were the days !)
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Old 16th May 2015, 14:24
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Prime Minister: "Welcome to a free Australia."
Prime Minister's wife: "And this is as far as you'll get."
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Old 16th May 2015, 14:36
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Good to meet you. I want to discuss a new TV drama based on the tension between the criminals we shipped down here and their military guards
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Old 16th May 2015, 22:48
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"Well I'm blowed, and I thought Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down, **** a wallaby was your national anthem"
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Old 16th May 2015, 23:25
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Is one's wife taking the pi$$ out of 'our' hair?
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Old 17th May 2015, 02:05
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Trust me Your Highness, there is no truth to the myth that daughters grow to look like their mothers. Now which one did you want to try on that crystal shoe you say you found?
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Old 17th May 2015, 07:35
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[email protected]@er, I thought I was going to be met by that Julia what's her name, and be like my Dad and screw over a prime minister
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Old 17th May 2015, 07:59
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HRH: So, what are you going to do with Rolf Harris when we deport him back here at the end of his sentence?

Her Orangeness: We're going to chuck him in the harbour over there ...
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Old 17th May 2015, 12:55
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Welcome to Australia's finest VIP arrival facility. Your passport please.
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Old 17th May 2015, 16:04
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Now Prime Minister, I understand there's a chap over here by the name of Buster ... I'd like to meet him if you don't mind
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Old 17th May 2015, 22:41
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Now Prime Minister, I understand there's a chap over here by the name of Buster ... I'd like to meet him if you don't mind
Certainly. The girls have his number on speed dial. I'll get either of them to give it to you.
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Old 17th May 2015, 23:02
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"How long are you here for, cobber? They normally transport gingas for 7 years"
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Old 18th May 2015, 00:15
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Runner up award goes to Wensleydale with

"I am so happy to be here in New Zealand".



And the winner who spilt my coffee is dazdaz1 with

"Calm down Harry, you've left a jizz stain on the floor."
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Old 18th May 2015, 08:00
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Good start to the week Dazdaz1 !
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Old 18th May 2015, 14:15
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Thank you. New caption will be posted at around 17:00

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Old 18th May 2015, 15:13
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Not too sure if this has been used before..........

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Old 18th May 2015, 15:35
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"So, what do we use it for now?"

"Well, with the price we got for the warhead from those nice Arab gentlemen, we can fill it with vintage Krug, with the beach volleyball squad floating on top. Happy days!"
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Old 18th May 2015, 15:42
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"That's one seriously big waffle"
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Old 18th May 2015, 16:44
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Put a lid on it Comrade !
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