Caption competition
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"You're supposed to wear the shoulder pads on the inside captain."
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Prof 'Matt' Matic: I programmed him to fly on feel, instinct and by the seat of his pants.
Col Steve Zodiac: So then why isn't he thinking about sex like I am right now?
Dr Venus: Maybe he has is a bit of the professor inside him.
Robert the Robot: Integer overflow.
Col Steve Zodiac: So then why isn't he thinking about sex like I am right now?
Dr Venus: Maybe he has is a bit of the professor inside him.
Robert the Robot: Integer overflow.
I rather preferred my "inflate-a-date" actually.......
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The WINNER is Sidevalve ...
Runner up is Runaway Gun ...
Cheers ...
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Blonde: "And what do these knobs do..?"
Escort: "Drink coffee mostly..."
Escort: "Drink coffee mostly..."
"That's not a robot! That's my…errmm…. Ann Summers electric toothbrush…"
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I must admit, that was the one I would have picked too... I had a good chortle at that 
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Just a little fact to share while we await our good friend Sidevalve to post the next pic ...
Why was the spacecraft called 'Fireball XL5' ...
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Why was the spacecraft called 'Fireball XL5' ...
Gerry Anderson ... "There was a motor oil being advertised at the time called Castrol XL. I thought it had a good ring to it, and I added the '5' to make it a little different ..."
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Nice to meet you, and thank the traffic warden for showing me the way.
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"And once again sorry about the dress, I was told to get on yer clobber, we are going to meet a Ginge"
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"And once again sorry about the dress, I was told to get on yer clobber, we are going to meet a Ginge"
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"You've been Tango'ed"
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"You know what they say Harry, any port in a storm, take your pick"