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Old 15th May 2015, 14:57
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Choose either one & we'll throw in that hideous building across the Harbour!
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Old 15th May 2015, 15:07
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Nice to meet you, and thank the traffic warden for showing me the way.

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Old 15th May 2015, 15:08
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"You've been Tango'ed"

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Old 15th May 2015, 15:18
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Calm down Harry, you've left a jizz stain on the floor.
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Old 15th May 2015, 15:45
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So where is Ramsey Street then 😜
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Old 15th May 2015, 15:47
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I'm a Royal Prince Get Me Out Of Here ...
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Old 15th May 2015, 15:53
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Sir may I introduce ... Charlene, Raylene and Marlene ...
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:01
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Easy ladies!
One at a time, please...
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:01
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"Legs 11", nah, I score them at 1 or 2
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:02
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You actually built that hideous thing over there on purpose???
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:05
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Yes, I'm a Royal Prince.
No, I can't walk over water. Not yet, at least.
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:17
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"I'm terribly sorry Sir, I got the two escorts you asked for, but the Madame insisted on coming along to get your autograph. Would you mind?"
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:20
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The Judgment of Paris ? - Wot, no golden apple ?
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:20
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Let's get this right - you are offering me the two girls if my Grannie gives you a "K"
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:31
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'Aussie chicks? I'll take them all, thank you'
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:33
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Welcome to Australia, Major Hewitt.
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Old 15th May 2015, 16:49
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Cazalet; bravo Sir, bravo
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Old 15th May 2015, 17:03
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"Out of two, Hmmm..I'd give her one"

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"And they have all the social graces, they ride you know"
"I bet they do"

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"I not really up to speed on Australian protocol, but let's see if I have got this right, so its virginal white on the right... fooled around a bit on the left.... and boy, have I been round the town and back in the middle?"

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Old 15th May 2015, 17:18
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Old 15th May 2015, 17:19
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Did I mention I was going to 'shirtfront' Putin...ahh, those were the days...
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