Caption competition
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"Err Skip, you know those 100,000 loose rivets in close formation"
"Yeah"
"Well they appear to be on the move"
"Yeah"
"Well they appear to be on the move"
After the Phantom crews decisively defeated the F 35 in an ACM evaluation it was decided that it was necessary to handicap the F 4 in order to ensure a statistically valid outcome was obtained......
Why yes this is Bloggs last day before he retires, why do ask ?
Some phantom drivers were so ashamed about how ugly their aircraft looked that they started wearing brown paper bags over their heads. While the holes cut in the front of the bag allowed them to see ahead it did cut down on their periiferal vision.....
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"Don't worry about it, the RAF always fold early on Fridays"
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Avoid imitations
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"Bloggs, you muppet - when I said check the wings for full and free movement I only meant the ailerons!"
Unconfirmed reports are that the Iranian Air Force are having difficulty maintaining some of the systems on their F4's.
Wow, when the CO told the maintenance officer he wanted every airplane in the air he wasn't kidding 
