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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 06:53
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"So, how are you enjoying your time here in Brokeback Squadron so far?"
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 09:27
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"Bhisti ! Garum pani lao ! - jaldi !....(ask any Old India Hand).....Pani ne hai, Sahibs ! - Gunga Din shot, Sahibs !.....".
 
Old 23rd Dec 2014, 09:54
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Good morning Gentlemen ...

No response from RG ... so Judging Time

Sorry I'm a bit late but I was tasked for 'Close Air Support' on Op Waitrose by Mrs Coff this morning ... it's hell out there

Good to see the normal level of irreverence, juvenile humour and friendly banter ... long may it continue

3rd Place Phom1 @ 27410

2nd Place AOTW @ 27414

But the Honourable Order of the CapCom Christmas Pud goes to Haraka @ 27425 with his ...

"Yes,yes, but APART FROM THAT, what decided you to go for Jaguars?"....


Best ...

Coff.

PS. I've pinged Haraka a PM ...
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 14:43
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Apologies to the Jag mates of old for that one.........
Many thanks to Coff for helping me get this picture up of the CapCom Christmas pudding projectors being prepared for the Yuletide season ; or is it?
Your suggestions would be well appreciated for review after they have been digested.
Happy Christmas everybody,
Haraka
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 14:58
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Das heißt Weihnachten Bombe Panzerfaust
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 15:09
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Are you sure this is a 3' VRSI
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 15:47
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I can assure you, in twelve months time the saxophone will be alot smaller.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 16:19
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Yes, sir, it's just been delivered. Ten years ago we were going to buy an off the peg bugle for a tenner, but then MOD procurement got involved.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 16:24
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Lets see the Iranian Navy nick this sound system!
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 16:28
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The German Army counters the Highland Division's attack plans by producing a bagpipe jamming system.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 16:29
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If someone in the RAF Central Band won the lottery....
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 17:14
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By order of the High Command

"Silent Night" will be broadcast to all personel deployed on the front lines.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 17:17
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Of course as usual the Honourable Japanese Music Company will miniaturise it and sell it cheaper. Soon other saxophone industries round the world will die.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 17:17
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We have blown up every chimney for miles how will Santa get our presents to us ? Wait I have an idea........
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 18:05
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It vill be unt White Christmas ... ve av mit Snow Machine
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 19:05
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"melly clistmas sir....here is you new hearling aid"!!!!


"what"???
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 20:53
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"Ahhh those, they are ze politician enema machines, ya they are big, but zo are ze arseholes ve stick em upem."
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 22:45
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Thank you for taking the literal translation of Kamikaze (divine wind), but it wasn't what I had in mind...

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All set to go. Just waiting on the lube now....

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We call it, the Ghetto Blaster.
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Old 23rd Dec 2014, 23:56
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"Yes, we use those to milk the WRAC's otherwise they get fractious"
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 00:00
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