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OK ... I'm Sergeant Girth of the Army Catering Corps, Dessert Platoon ... I've got the Squirty Cream, the vehicle behind has the Jelly, Spounge Fingers, Custard and Sprinkles ... Where would you like your Trifle deployed Sir 
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"Bomb Disposal Headquarters? Good, just chuck this in your skip for me, will you?"
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We had to remove it from the roadside, once the WRAC's heard that it was 12 inches long, off a decent girth and operated by a battery, they were out there en masse with shovels looking for it.
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Confusion as the new MOD contract for an Infantry Weapons Delivery System is awarded to Ace Minicabs (Wembley) Ltd.
"Alright guv, do you know a Mr Tal E Ban? Sorry I'm late, it was rammed on the North Circular.."
"Alright guv, do you know a Mr Tal E Ban? Sorry I'm late, it was rammed on the North Circular.."