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Old 19th Oct 2014, 04:47
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RAF PR announce F-35 IOC still 'on time'.

Commentators suggest it's nothing to make a song and dance about..
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 05:12
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Benny "the bulge" (front row, right, clarinet):
"I've really got the hots for someone in this band"

Band master: "Guess who!"

Front row, left of centre:
"It's me, it's me!"
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 07:12
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The RAF Museum opens its new "Famous Last Lines from History" exhibit with "Watch your trombone Glen, you'll tangle it in the control column".
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Announcing the newest trade group..... Air Guitarist
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The Iraqi Military display their combat effectiveness to the World. No one is surprised...
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 13:42
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The unused cover for Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band...
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 13:50
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Comms down but ever resourceful RAF band stepped in to help.
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New Band Leader Al Jonson was somewhat suprised to see the welcoming committee. RAF typists had yet again mispelt his surname.
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The band still did not know the music to the listeners favourite and oft requested "Sound of Silence" or "Some Peace and Quiet" but were happy to improvise.
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 14:54
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Mods celebrating after another banning.


ps. Only teasing

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Old 19th Oct 2014, 15:03
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CAS denies hiding falling numbers as The Squadronaires celebrate being given their new number plate of 617(R) Squadron! (Well, they do know the tune).
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 19:52
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A titter ran through the crowd...
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 19:54
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OASC runs out of poles and string.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 19:56
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SACW Nightly becomes Cpl Twicenightly.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 19:57
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Judith loses her phallic cymbals.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 21:26
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Royal Air Force reaction to the news that ISIS has fighter jets.

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Old 20th Oct 2014, 21:58
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The band celebrates the band masters Stigmata markings healing up.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 21:59
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Musical chairs was never the same following the loss off inventory of the last chair.
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 22:38
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The Band plays "The Battle of Britain March" complete with the little Spitfire climbing desparately to reach the fat Heinkel above...



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Impromptu reaction to HM's medal revocation...
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 22:41
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The Directors of Rocky decided against having the band run up the stairs with Rocky Balboa as it 'campened' up the movie too much...The Directors of Can't stop the Music on the other hand...
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