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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:00
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" I told you, it only needs a quick flick of the ignition switch to get it to turn over"
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:02
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"Ok, now we put a bed on the tracks and we should be able to start processing the paydirt for Gold"
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:05
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Not a bad attempt, comrades but you should have landed HERE.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:37
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Thomas the Tank was frightfully shy...


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The C-130 crew flew home from the DZ rather quietly...
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:41
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Well I have looked in the manual, but there is nothing to cover jacking it up inverted.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:43
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Tourist destination in 4,000 years...
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 16:46
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I hear the RAF are scrambling Fiona Banners Jaguar from Tate Britain to take us out.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 17:12
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When you said that 'in order to get the old b*tch going you would rub her points with light oil, slip one in the box, then turn her over', I thought that you were discussing your latest girlfriend!
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 17:16
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We better let them know our beloved leader will miss the function until we can get the tank off his foot.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 17:45
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'I still don't understand it, Comrade. We copied the Australian tank plans right down to the last detail.'
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 18:20
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Nothing to see here move along.............
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 18:22
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Ah the blowup tank is looking good, can someone put a pr*ck in it so we can take it with us and fool the enemy.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 18:23
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Something is not quite right comrades but can't quite figure it yet.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 19:30
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It's a pity we didn't take the Landy today. We could have radioed back to base that we'd rolled the Rover over, over.




Ok guys listen in. I like a good laugh as well, but we need to get back on track.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 19:31
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Turret armour is ****e, but the hull stuff is thicker - let them Brimstone flutterbies kiss my arse!!
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 20:15
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Chairman Mao's astronauts finally land on the moon.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 20:18
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"Ok, now we contact those decadent western Mythbusters and point out that it is possible to pole vault a tank using the barrel"
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 20:49
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Its your lead.. you have 3 pine poles with which to right this radio active tank ......
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 20:54
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Say, Xi, tell me again about checking the load-bearing figures...
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 22:23
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Our Camorfrague is velly good, good job no slope.
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