Caption competition

[Pontius Navigator]

Slowly it dawned on the flight checker, he had been assigned the wrong flight.

[Skunkerama]

Eframe really wasn't too sure about the new British Airways Dwarf recruitment drive. And if they said Hi Ho once more..........

[brickhistory]

"Ah, f**k me, " thought the new hire for Mecca Airlines, Flt Engineer Sid Goldberg, "Do they have to do their prayers on final?!"

[VitaminGee]

"One mention of the word breathaliser and whooosh.....they were gone!"

[jessie13]

The Flight Engineer finally realised enroute that when pilots talk about a 24 hour strike over pay, they really mean it.

[High_lander]

With George Bush Snr. having a carrier named after him, Dubya felt left out.

[Mactlsm1]

Bu**er, did he say turn left, or turn right at the next set of lights!

[phil gollin]

"At last the Flight Engineers' revenge - who needs pilots now one has proper software"

[Almost_done]

As the cabin crew looked on in fear through the peep-hole all they could hear was 'It's mine, All mine, muwhahahaha'

[SASless]

"It's you and me, George!"

[WhiteOvies]

What CRM issues?

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The flight engineer waited his turn patiently whilst the pilots had first go with the hosties.

[cynicalint]

Gingerbeer watches for the pilots to crawl in through the new cat flaps installed in the instrument panel.

[Beeayeate]

"Five more minutes. I'll give them just five more bluddy minutes then I'm off."


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"Mmmm . . . Did they say 08:30 Zulu or Local"

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[Speedpig]

After the aliens had taken the Captain & First Officer, there was an eiry white glow......

[ShyTorque]

As the aircraft spiralled rapidly towards ground zero, the flight engineer, "Jerry the Joker" reflected on the wisdom of putting castor oil in the coffee of both pilots at the same time...

[SASless]

The old Flight Engineer said "Aye Lads, I understand what a Dog watching Television feels like !" as he viewed the new all glass cockpit.

[Speedpig]

Is it judging time?

[ZH875]

To prove that the RAF is "Utterly, Utterly, Useless" in Afghanistan, Major Jon Swift took a photograph of the empty Flight Deck, whilst he waited several seconds for the crew to turn up.

[Roadster280]

"OK, who shat on the roof?"

[Sunfish]

Invisible man reset the autopilot and then carefully unhooked invisible womans' bra strap and removed her headphones. "You'll have to be quiet this time" he whispered, licking her ear. "I can't get that bugger to leave the cockpit."