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Old 8th May 2014, 11:21
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Now where did you get that haircut, some English hairdresser you said
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Old 8th May 2014, 17:38
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Grorious Reader, when you in Runden, di you no understan what vey offer at the Kiwrash poodle parlour ?
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Old 8th May 2014, 18:27
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Glorious Leader
Love you, long time.
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Old 8th May 2014, 20:48
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Other Girls do ping pong trick, but I use grenades!
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Old 8th May 2014, 20:59
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Some failed to understand when Dear Leader said someone had given him the Clap....the Truth was not lost on Pok Son Yu who was brought to Tears by the news.
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Old 8th May 2014, 21:32
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Dear Leader you want me for dinner tomorrow night.
What should I bring ?
Just an apple stuck in my mouth.........
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Old 9th May 2014, 04:51
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Nice point, my dear: give me your cell-phone number and we can talk about it later . . .
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Old 9th May 2014, 08:28
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"Yes, **** ** ***** ***, tits *** *** extremely ***** **"

[caption redacted at the request of the UK FCO]
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Old 9th May 2014, 10:46
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The most awe-inspiring human being in the World greets his loyal brave defenders of People's Paradise


I am making this statement of my own free will and not under the threat of having my family jewels removed by starved rats. They're all lovely here.

Fox3
(Stinking pit of Hell) amended to People's ReEducation Heaven Camp, Pyongyang
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Old 9th May 2014, 11:22
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Well, guys, gals and Busters, you have all exceeded yourselves on this one, ok... If everyone is happy, I will score this one tonight..
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Old 9th May 2014, 11:24
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Li Lou behind me is ideal for you grorious leader, she is blind, so will not know you are ugewe fook
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Old 9th May 2014, 12:02
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Glorious Leader ... The girl behind me is known as "Ten Pints and Five Paper Bags" ... Where I'm "Two and One"
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Old 9th May 2014, 14:09
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Tell us again the story about what you wrote on 120 Sqn's roof!
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Old 9th May 2014, 14:15
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The Last of the Bwlcweem Boys ?
 
Old 9th May 2014, 20:01
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Can we do it like they do on the discovery channel.....................
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Old 10th May 2014, 09:47
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If everyone is happy, I will score this one tonight..
Guess Glorious Leader was around with his spanner.
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Old 10th May 2014, 12:20
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Gwawrious Reader, your haircut much nicer than Cwarkson's. I do mine same in your honour... We swope off somewhere quiet and I show you?
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Old 10th May 2014, 12:44
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Sorry chaps, I got mugged last night, some Barsteward emptied my wallet, then poured it down my throat, will score it soonest.
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Old 10th May 2014, 12:56
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Ok a belated and sore results

1st place goes too


Surplus

You rike the way I rorr my rrrs?




Joint second place goes to F3WMB

I am making this statement of my own free will and not under the threat of having my family jewels removed by starved rats. They're all lovely here.

And

Cattletruck with

Glorious Leader, I'm not like the other girls, I'm a B-cup, what about you?




Third place goes to Buster with

No, no Grorious Reader, not rike BBQ...Fry Open!!!!



Over to you surrrrrplus.
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Old 10th May 2014, 13:17
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Well played everyone

Hope the applause above is not too loud for you Nutty
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