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Old 10th Mar 2014, 16:18
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Das Boat
Das Plane
Das Mycareergone
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Old 10th Mar 2014, 16:27
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"Captain, it's the Germans, they're threatening to riot if we don't let them off to put their towels out"






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Old 10th Mar 2014, 16:38
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Ezee 1234 feet wet
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Old 10th Mar 2014, 16:43
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FO to Capt, I bow to your superior knowledge, training and seniority, but are you sure this is a mirage?

Early trial of a lake at Exeter Airport to be used when a aircraft has to land with no flaps instead of costly Fire Brigade to cool the brakes
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Old 10th Mar 2014, 18:44
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"We couldn't get you to the Mediterranean - will this do ?"
 
Old 10th Mar 2014, 19:19
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"..and after Gulf War 2 I left the RAF and joined Easy Jet. Anyway, I'd better pop back downstairs to check on our refuelling."
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Old 10th Mar 2014, 19:37
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Training Cpt: I've just conveniently signed off the walk around in your training folder.

Cadet George: "but I need a stamp on my training card"

Training Cpt: Things change quickly in this business George ......

Cadet George: "I just checked part A, yeh I need a stamp...in the interests of safety and CRM your have to go....."

Training Cpt: Do you want a job?

Cadet George: Are get my flippers.........
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 01:35
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I thought you said we were flying to Sunderland, not that we should be flying in one.
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 05:50
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ATC: Move along Easy123, we're receiving complaints of a noisy jetski.


5 pages of quality entries, this is going to be hard to judge, Friday be judging day.
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 06:17
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ATC: Easyjet 123 cleared to paddle...
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 07:58
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"Tower ... Where did you say the Jetty was"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 09:23
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Aww come off it Sully! Not again!!!
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 09:32
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"Captain, why is the height readout now in Fathoms?"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 10:30
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I've got to hand it to these guys, they're the best at de-icing aircraft!
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 10:45
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Cpt to FO: Congratulations, you're now the ship's mate, so anchors stowed, engines full steam ahead and signal under way.
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 11:24
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"Sir we have been boarded"
"Oh by our ground handler"
"No Sir by Blackbeard the Pirate"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 14:52
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"Do we have the Village People on board, perchance?"
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 15:46
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Blame it on the sunshine
Blame it on the moonlight
Blame it on the Pilot
Blame it on the Boogie

Sunshine, Moonlight, Pilot, Boogie
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Old 11th Mar 2014, 15:49
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The BBC releases its library picture of an MPA on patrol.
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You better taxi her from here as I appear to be experiencing a catheter/bag malfunction
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