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Old 21st Jun 2006, 11:12
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"In tonight's latest fun filled reality TV programme, you can see what happens when the Gatwick ramp tramps exchange jobs with the crew of Red Dwarf"

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Old 21st Jun 2006, 12:38
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The big guy in blue with his back to the camera is saying "OK guys, now let's really hit it. Ramming speed, ramming speed, go".
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 12:53
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The downsizing in the RAF had gone a tad too far.
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Old 21st Jun 2006, 13:16
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"The group found alternative work at Gatwick, but still hoped that one day, the cannon in Typhoon might be made operable"

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Old 21st Jun 2006, 13:30
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And the winners are...

*drum roll*


3rd - c-bert: " 'Oh no' you said, 'Airliner delivery will be much easier than mining' you said."

2nd - SASless: "Hoskins, I told you to get us a little help to move the aircraft....not get Little help!"

1st - tonkatechie: "When the Director said he wanted to downsize the groundcrew, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind..."

Congrats Mr Tonka.

Get to it, quick smart...
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 10:35
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Tonka? Where for art thou?
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 11:03
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whoo-hoo!!!

At last, I'm a winner!!!
Curses for not finding out earlier and posting a new piccie, have been very busy etc etc.
Standby for new picture today.....
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 18:19
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Here goes...

OK chaps, try your hand at this:

It's from my own 'personal stash', so please note, I won't enter into any who, where, what type questions. If you're that bothered (or one of the people) PM me and I'll see what I can do.
Anyway, enjoy
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 18:53
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Today I think we'll go . . . that way!


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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 19:33
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"Sir...pardon me for interrupting... but no matter what what yer Nav kit says...that is not the Rock of Gibraltar!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 19:55
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"Jones, will you stop that bloody tea pot song and help me wake this Pilot up"
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 20:58
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Originally Posted by tonkatechie
OK chaps, try your hand at this:

It's from my own 'personal stash', so please note, I won't enter into any who, where, what type questions. If you're that bothered (or one of the people) PM me and I'll see what I can do.
Anyway, enjoy
The entire staff of RAF Leeming lend a helping hand to prepare the 25 Sqn aircraft for a diamond 1 flypast.

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Gordon Brown's new QRA system in action.

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After their poor performance on the CQWI course, the navigator was given a severe bollocking and the pilot was sent straight to his room.

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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 20:59
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Blair - Once more into the breech dear friends, once more.

Prescott - Oh sod off, I'm finishing this game on space invaders on this nav kit first!
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 21:56
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The latest Sat Nav kit didn't exactly conform to the contract spec.
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 22:01
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Forget what your nav kit says. I know a short cut Turn left out the HAS straight on for about a mile, left again and your on the main runway.
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 22:11
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Originally Posted by tonkatechie
OK chaps, try your hand at this:

I
Sir, far be it for me to tell you to hurry up and get out of here, but here come the Staish & his daughter who looks incredibly similar to the girl you nailed last night...
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Old 23rd Jun 2006, 23:46
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"How slow can you be with this scramble - get a load of the incomings you were supposed to intercept."
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Old 24th Jun 2006, 00:15
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Originally Posted by tonkatechie
OK chaps, try your hand at this:

It's from my own 'personal stash', so please note, I won't enter into any who, where, what type questions. If you're that bothered (or one of the people) PM me and I'll see what I can do.
Anyway, enjoy
"Aaah, no lads - this is Dishforth. Leeming's 5 miles that way"
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Employing sophisticated methods learned from their American counterparts, the RAF team planned their own 'surgical' strike.

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Old 24th Jun 2006, 05:59
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(*Ground crewman singing in a football chant style*)

"One obsolete fighter jet, there's only one obsolete fighter jet!"
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Old 24th Jun 2006, 06:25
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Stuff the war and this mission - I haven't had brekkie and the Roach Coach is on the way!
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