And the winners are...
*drum roll*
3rd - c-bert: " 'Oh no' you said, 'Airliner delivery will be much easier than mining' you said."
2nd - SASless: "Hoskins, I told you to get us a little help to move the aircraft....not get Little help!"
1st - tonkatechie: "When the Director said he wanted to downsize the groundcrew, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind..."
Congrats Mr Tonka.
Get to it, quick smart...