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"Ahhh Private Scroggins., phase one of turning you into Darth Vader appears complete, we will concentrate on the other jaw next."
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Thanks Private Baldrick, this liquorice sure tastes slimy.
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"Sgt is there anything I can put on these compo biscuits to make them more palatable"
"Yes lad, the wrapper"
"Yes lad, the wrapper"
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"You horrible little man, how many times have you been told you must eat, up and down, up and down, not side to side like a cow. Only hofficers are allowed to eat up and down and side to side. And since when have you been allowed to wear your goggles like a pilot. You're on a fizzer, my office in number one's in three minutes. Move!"
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"Ahhh, mess food just as I remember it"
Avoid imitations
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Nutloose at tea break thinks: "I really do think I've gone up a bra size over Christmas".
TTB couldn't believe the Caption Comp was about to slip over to page 2...
Last call for the final entries for 2013 (there have been some gooduns); judging tomorrow at 16:00Z