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Old 2nd Oct 2013, 19:52
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ShyTorque

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"So, Pike, over the battlefield at 300 feet, the cargo door will open and you kick-start the bike. At 200 feet, put on your crash helmet. At 100 feet, brace for landing. Immediately after touchdown, out you go!"

"But Captain Mainwaring... What happens if the bike won't start?"

"You'll get bump-started through the door. In which case, you've got about five seconds to get your crash helmet on - brace for landing immediately."

"Uncle Arthur..... !"
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