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Old 29th Sep 2013, 15:34
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While visiting the pay bob......

"Yes Able Seaman I realize I am in the RAF, not the RN, but I am quite sure I qualified for the sea duty allowance on that date".

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Old 29th Sep 2013, 16:50
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Clearly the Sea Harrier isn't much cop as a Water Bomber !

That's for Big Pistons
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 16:59
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"Bad new guys, I've located his packed lunch, but it's soggy"
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 18:28
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"Yeah, I see what problem is mate, you've flooded the motor".
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 18:37
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There's a newt in the cockpit ... Didn't he fly Lightnings
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 18:55
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You can take your fingers out of your ears Smythe - it stopped yesterday.
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 19:09
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It's just a tiddler, throw it back and see if you can catch something a bit bigger!
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 19:19
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When I said dip the lights..............!
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 19:45
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"Two's In!"



Useless drivel added to meet the minimum word count.

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Old 29th Sep 2013, 19:49
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we all know the one SAS, about 'give me a short count'.


' Sir, give me a minute. . . I think there may be something in the manual about procedure for a wet start.'

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when the pusser's duck is ducked then lesser pussers duck

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Old 29th Sep 2013, 20:45
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"I reckon the water injection wants looking at, Chief".
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 20:52
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"Where do they stow the bloody sea anchor?"
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 21:01
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"Call George Clooney, we've got a replacement member for the Soggy Bottom Boys."
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 22:00
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So now we know who really sank the Belgrano - it was the bearded bullsh!tter himself as described in his new book "Sea Harrier under the Falklands".

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PS. I don't believe the PIC was RAF as he had downgraded from light blue to dark blue along with another.
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Old 29th Sep 2013, 22:01
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Old 30th Sep 2013, 05:09
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Never mind you are up to your arse in a Harrier, we are here to drain the swamp.
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Old 30th Sep 2013, 08:30
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Guy in cockpit: "I found the Warranty card!"
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Old 30th Sep 2013, 09:28
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The ballet dancers of 800 get serious in their rendition of Swan Lake.












(Yes, I believe he was still a member of the RAC-uniformed Junior Service at the time)
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Old 30th Sep 2013, 10:12
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Accident reveals disastrous mindset in submariners retrained as Fleet Air Arm pilots.



Get a grip man .. . . of course you spent time with NASA. .. . and that's why you must work harder to overcome your fixation with terms such as "Lift - Off" and "Splashdown"

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Old 30th Sep 2013, 11:28
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Nutty didn't want anyone to notice that he'd wet his pants on that last approach.
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